When Jim Wish is forced to retire in February 2017, his wife decides that he is no longer her gravy train and starts divorce proceedings. During the messy divorce, Jim seeks solace online, which leads him to websites based in other countries as he seeks a new bride. He then uses the brain between his legs to start creating fantasies about erotic and romantic sex and sending them to the women he corresponds with.

What follows is a series of real-life adventures during which he meets some of the women who have received his writing. Despite several setbacks, Jim uses his belief in the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit to give him hope in finding a wife with the qualities that he wants. Only time will tell, however, whether his faith will be rewarded.

In this collection of romantic and sometimes erotic tales, one man shares stories of his encounters as he searches for a woman to stay with for the rest of his life.